2006-12-17 09:06:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
As a pastor, I can relate. Those thoughts DO cross my mind sometimes.
Inside the church? That would be problematic, especially if the target was a deacon, elder, or assistant, OR the widow in the second pew!
But hopefully snowball fights would be limited to church outings in the winter months.
LOL
2006-12-17 09:10:08 · answer #1 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"And on the seventh day God spake to Moses and said, 'First thou shalt take up the snow. Then shalt thou form the snow into a ball. Thou shalt not include ice in the snow, nor urine, nor extra water, for the snow shalt be pure. Then shalt thou take up this ball of snow and thou shalt sling it at thy deacon's head..."
Sorry lol I couldn't resist. It's probably not God. But as I believe God has a sense of humor I'm sure He will laugh....
2006-12-17 09:15:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that's not something God would get involved in. But could be a very human urge.
2006-12-17 09:11:02 · answer #3 · answered by Judy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, you wouldn't be talking about yourself, would you, dear Rev Trask? Surely you would never feel such sinful urges! Uh, and I sure hope it's not me you feel like pelting.
2006-12-17 09:08:28 · answer #4 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the pastor isnt completely sinless. hes just irritated /. prolly nto led by God. he should bear the fruit of temperance
2006-12-17 09:13:06 · answer #5 · answered by Vinny Sacco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God made the snow so he would definetly be coinsidered as complicit, a partner in sin as it were.
2006-12-17 09:13:06 · answer #6 · answered by Barabas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like he's just trying to have a little fun. Nothing wrong with that.
2006-12-17 09:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by flip4449 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes of course God makes him do it now can you think of a stupider question to ask so I can give you my stupid answer?
2006-12-17 09:11:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is in mid-July then you would have to say that God helped a little.
2006-12-17 09:08:47 · answer #9 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a ridiculous and childish question. Mocker.
2006-12-17 09:11:11 · answer #10 · answered by softspot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋