2006-12-17 08:57:31 · 17 answers · asked by Toria 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have plenty
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
A: She tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungee cord.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who almost caused a car wreck?
A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend said he loved her?
A: She believed him.
Q: Did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes?
A: It's called MAIDS - if they don't get one, they die.
Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin.
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier......"
Q: What does the postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
2006-12-17 09:03:44 · answer #1 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 11⤊ 1⤋
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are driving through the country. Large fields of wheat surround them as far as they can see. They all see a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of one of the wheat fields. The blonde, disgusted, says to the brunette and the redhead, "Thats the kind of person that gives all of us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I would go teach her a lesson."
2006-12-17 10:07:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
A married couple of their early 60s have been out celebrating their thirty 5th wedding ceremony anniversary in a quiet, romantic little eating place. by surprise, a tiny yet alluring fairy appeared on their table and suggested, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being dedicated to a minimum of one yet another for all this time, i will furnish you each and every and each a want. "Ooh, i desire to return and forth international with my darling husband." suggested the spouse. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - 2 tickets for the hot QM2 luxurious liner appeared in her arms. Now it became the husbands turn. He theory for a 2d and suggested: "nicely it relatively is all very romantic, yet an probability like this in simple terms happens as quickly as in an entire life, so, i'm sorry my love, yet my want is to have a spouse 30 years youthful than me." The spouse, and the fairy, have been deeply disillusioned, yet a want is a want... So the fairy made a circle along with her magic stick and -abracadabra! - the husband became ninety two years previous. the moral of this tale: "Fairies are female."
2016-10-15 03:22:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde rob a bank. The cops show up and the three run into an alley. They find a bunch of burlap sacks and decide to get into them to hide. When the cops come to the sack with the brunette they kick it and she goes "ruff, ruff!" so they decide its just a stray dog. They come to the redhead's sack and kick it and she goes "meow, meow!" so they decide its just a stray cat.
But when they come to the sack with the blonde and kick it she goes " POTATO!"
2006-12-17 10:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by annelise14 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are stranded on an island after their plane had crashed. The redhead spots land and says it's about 50 miles out; so the redhead swims out 10 miles and gets tired, so she decides to swim back. The brunette tries too. She swims out 20 miles and decides she can't make it, she also decides to swim back. The blonde also tries, she swims out 30 miles and decides to swim back...
2006-12-17 13:40:46 · answer #5 · answered by sl33py 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Why did the blonde drown?
She saw a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
2006-12-17 09:55:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yeah:
Q: Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons?
A: Because there are blonde men too!
2006-12-17 10:34:32 · answer #7 · answered by Biker Babe 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why is the blonde's belly button black and blue?
Her boyfriend is blond too!
2006-12-17 10:08:27 · answer #8 · answered by Jenifer 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
What do you call a bleached blond country girl.
A brunette by crackie
2006-12-17 10:50:11 · answer #9 · answered by badabingbob 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what does a peroxide blonde and a boeing 747 have in common?
They both have a cockpit and a black box hahahaha
2006-12-17 09:39:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋