Does it cancel out the deal with Devil. Hurry cuz I need to be saved Lawdy!!!!
2006-12-17 08:52:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, this would cancel your deal with the Devil. For see, the FSM God embraces you with his noodles no matter what. He will forgive you for trying to burn him. Scripture 12:667 Sauces in the Noodle Recipe says, "FSM will embrace you no matter how many times you try to burn him in the oven, all you have to do is believe in his sauces."
2006-12-17 09:04:40 · answer #1 · answered by Mr N2 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It depends on what you sold your soul for and how long you had it.
You have to take in to account Blue book value. You might need to bring a little extra if you choose to do a trade in. (smirk)
2006-12-17 09:00:01 · answer #2 · answered by Black Dragon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Selling your soul to the devil is a concept made up by Satan to deceive or miss lead. Because, if your are unsaved, your soul is already his!
2006-12-17 09:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by n_007pen 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you sell your soul to the Devil for something, then you discover the lord, then maybe. Of course, assuming, God would require you to rid your self of the Devil-gained things. I really dunno.
2006-12-17 08:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by andy165175 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shove your head inside your mother's vagina and find out?
That's the closest thing to getting "Born Again for real."
2006-12-17 08:56:17 · answer #5 · answered by ethical_atheist 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋