Please don't start for a political riot, here. Please answer to your funniest extent.
2006-12-17 08:26:02 · 10 answers · asked by keybaordz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's my answer:
That electing a relative of a former president is a bad idea!
2006-12-17 09:19:58 · update #1
puppiteering
2006-12-17 08:33:39 · answer #1 · answered by bentomsun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well my Lord I humbly bow before your greatness when I tell you the answer to your riddle. Please don't cut me in half with the light saber. The lessons that we have learned is 1. Doesn't matter who you vote for, the idiots in power pick who they want in there anyway. 2. Just because your father was a decent President of the Freeworld doesn't mean that you will be anywhere close 3. If you know that you can't handle being the Prez, get Dick Channey to do it for you. 4. Start a war before elections so that you can get re-elected. 5. Vote in silly laws that will not take effect until way after your out of office so that whoever is in there will get the blame for them. 6. When your country has been attacked by some half crazed hungover arab want to bes get in your jet fly around and each time you land listen while the media tells everyone where you are.
Hope I have answered this to your satisfaction sire.
2006-12-17 09:01:03 · answer #2 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That some presidents inherit protection stress generals that do not recognize a few thing at the same time as puzzled by technique of Congress (in case you opt for to look it up, search for for Kucinich wondering the protection stress generals). they in certain circumstances do not tell the human beings solutions to what they in truth recognize. We the human beings, have the inherent precise to get solutions so long because the practise received't compromise the safe practices of different individuals. 2, that protection stress generals do not opt for to respond to questions.
2016-11-27 00:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, not to live in Florida?
That those who are too dumb to procreate shouldn't vote?
That one bad vote doesn't deserve another?
That there is nothing so pleasing to the late night show hosts than a President with hoof-in-mouth disease?
I could continue, but I'm feeling desperately queasy, so please excuse me while I go barf!
2006-12-17 08:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet Gran 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best little genocide this side of Texas. Starts with your local Evangelist.
2006-12-17 10:12:03 · answer #5 · answered by Scott B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That we need to look up what the true meaning of "Weapons of mass destruction" really mean while we "Googled" on the "Internets"
:)
2006-12-17 09:09:16 · answer #6 · answered by summer ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely nothing
2006-12-17 09:07:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing Nothing! He's a useless, spoiled cowboy!
2006-12-17 10:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how NOT to act around people who can take what you say and publish it
2006-12-17 08:42:42 · answer #9 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never say, "At least it can't get any worse".
2006-12-17 08:36:19 · answer #10 · answered by Charity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋