2006-12-17 07:58:44 · 9 answers · asked by I hate carrots 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It has been found that if a man actually cleans then the world will split into two. There will be a catastrophic event so huge the human race as we know it will never be able to recover from it. Therefore to save the human population from destruction and annilation, each man when he is old enough has to complete a contract stating that he will never voluntairly clean a house unless he is 1. single or 2. gay.
2006-12-17 08:55:21 · answer #1 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
About 10 to clean living room, 23 to clean the kitchen, 6 for each bedroom, 4 to clean all bathrooms, 13 to clean the basement and garage....and Mr. Clean.
2006-12-17 18:26:42 · answer #2 · answered by Rawr_Kitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. Make me laugh. Tehe
2006-12-17 16:09:49 · answer #3 · answered by Happy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clean what the hell is the definition of that word?
2006-12-17 16:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No one really knows for sure - it's never been done - Except for Will and Jack! and that was TV! ('Will & Grace')!!!
2006-12-17 16:11:45 · answer #5 · answered by Sweet Gran 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
None.......they just sit back watch t.v, have a beer......while the wife does all of the cleaning
2006-12-17 16:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It only takes two baby.
2006-12-17 16:03:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
one
2006-12-17 16:01:51 · answer #8 · answered by johnlee1049 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
even the idea is impossible to contemplate
2006-12-17 16:09:01 · answer #9 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋