how far a constapated elephant could poo, there problem was how to get him bunged up and then free it, after three months they chose a monkey and tained him on command to plug the elephants bum, then take it out, put it in take it out, was the training for two weeks, finally it was stuck in place and left for 6 months, 1st prof stood at 150yds, 2nd at 100yds, 3rd at 50yds, then they shouted at the monkey to realease the plug, there was an almighty whoosh, 1st prof was upto his ankles in sh*t, 2nd was upto his knees, the 3rd was neck deep, but in hystrerical laughter, they dug him free and ask why when he was so deep in sh*t was he laughing,
he replied you should have seen the monkey trying to put the plug back in.........
2006-12-17 07:58:43 · 14 answers · asked by polly a 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one polly a i was picturing the monkey swinging on its tail with a cork in its hand 10/10
2006-12-17 08:24:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be quite a sight indeed, a monkey trying
to re plug the elephant...
Heres one for you..
An elephant escaped from the zoo one day and was wondering around the town where my mother in law lives. It was eating grass from her front yard when she spotted it, and not ever having seen an elephant before, she didn’t know what it was… she quickly called the police and told the desk sergeant,
“There’s a strange animal in my front yard pulling up my grass with its tail, and you won’t believe where it is putting it”
2006-12-17 16:10:33 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckalable.
2006-12-17 08:53:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep I can just see the monkey now rofl
2006-12-17 09:29:19 · answer #4 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a load of sh*te, elephant sh*te 2b precise
2006-12-17 08:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one - must remember that for work tomorrow
2006-12-17 08:06:22 · answer #6 · answered by mojorainbow1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funny as hell
thanks for the laugh
2006-12-17 08:16:04 · answer #7 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
superb L O L
2006-12-17 08:29:25 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but lame.
2006-12-17 08:04:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha. sounds like something i would do if i was really bored...
2006-12-17 08:02:22 · answer #10 · answered by M T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋