2006-12-17 07:53:58 · 23 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
comes back...? he's never been. read the book dumb ***
2006-12-17 07:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by ~☆ Petit ♥ Chou ☆~ 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Dear atlas,
Jesus is God Almighty! From everything the Bible tells us, you may not have to wait too long to see Him. It appears that 2011 may be the year that Jesus Christ returns. I do not know the day or the hour He will returns, but I know that it will be quite evident. 2011 marks the 7000th anniversary of Noah's flood. In that event God destroyed the world by water. We are told in 2 Peter 3, that God is going to end the world by destroying it with fire. "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
2006-12-17 16:05:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if your name comes up in the judgment and Jesus says to God...
Who's that ?
Show N Tell
2006-12-17 16:03:51 · answer #3 · answered by ccttct l 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Comes back? To where? Was God here before? Shouldn't God's statement in your question be enclosed in quotations to indicate that it is God asking a question? Why would an all powerful God create a human son to be killed by his peers to begin with? If God wanted to affect changes here on earth, and is all powerful, God wouldn't go through a ridiculously circuitous pantomime like creating a son, and then having him killed. God would just affect the changes.
2006-12-17 15:57:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't get funny. The name Jesus means "heir of Zeus."
Zeus knows exactly who Jesus is, and what you said is not likely to happen. You could get in trouble just for writing such a thing.
I know for a fact that Jesus would not be amused to read that questionl.
2006-12-17 15:58:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what if God comes back and says ATLAS......who is that. One requirement for eternal everlasting life.........believe on the Lord Jesus Christ.
2006-12-17 15:56:27 · answer #6 · answered by BUBBA~THE~POOCH 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd think it was funny, because first of all he's God so you'd think he would know what everyone was saying about his religion. Secondly, I think that religion is something for people who need hope in their lives or need purpose, so I think he wouldn't say Who's that because it would break people's faith, so he would allow it to stay as a good story as it has been.
2006-12-17 15:55:09 · answer #7 · answered by hey hows it goin 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
It's about as likely as you looking into a mirror and saying "who's that"? Sounds silly, eh?
2006-12-17 16:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by angel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When did God leave?
2006-12-17 15:55:14 · answer #9 · answered by themainsail 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heh. OOPS!
Then again, it could be a simple mispronunciation. His name in Aramaic is more like 'Yeshuah'.
'Jesus' is just bastardized Greek. God may indeed find that insulting.
2006-12-17 15:59:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I'd probably respond with, " I don't know, but can you make a burritto so hot that even you yourself can't eat it?"
Or maybe I'd say, "He's the guy that mows my lawn."
2006-12-17 15:59:04 · answer #11 · answered by bebeeangeldust 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋