Two friends would always go out on Friday for their girls' night. One night after they were walking home from a bar, one women said, "Julie, I need to go to the bathroom. The other replied, "I do too." They were right next to a cementary so they decided it would do. The first woman did her business but didn't have anything to wipe with so she used her underwear. The second woman didn't want to ruin her panties, so she took a card off one of the graves.
The next night the husbands of the girls were talking over the phone. "You know, Mike these girls' nights have got to stop. Last night Debbie came home wearing no panties." The second guy said, "Yea, Julie came home with a card up her butt that said,
'To a good friend,
We loved having you with us. It was a great time.
Love, The guys at the fire department.'"
My brother told me that one.
2006-12-17 07:53:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thx for the laugh
2006-12-17 08:38:47 · answer #1 · answered by Jeff and Vanessa T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-17 12:22:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny, but not what I am looking for.
2006-12-17 08:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2006-12-18 08:38:59 · answer #4 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hysterical, but eeeeeww
2006-12-17 07:57:23 · answer #5 · answered by M T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh, very funny love Clarabelle
2006-12-17 07:55:06 · answer #6 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funny thanks for the laugh
2006-12-17 08:28:08 · answer #7 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha it was funny thanks for sharing
2006-12-17 07:58:48 · answer #8 · answered by L0cA Ch!Ca 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋