A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife
answers.
" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the
greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I
could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a
hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks
her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful
I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks
if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and
gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred
bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your
weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the
200 bucks he owes me?"
2006-12-17 07:52:49 · 12 answers · asked by livinia 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG LOL Funny, wrong but FUNNY
2006-12-17 07:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by *CiTsJuStMe* 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you are asking the question what are friends for then you will get your answer- well a friend is supposed to respect his friend's wife .if Tony 's wife acts like that then she is cheap that means every Tony's friend has got anice look at his wife's breast.
well that ain't cool for a wife cause never now what goes in ones mind.so i think one should hane some ab it of ontrol towards there actions cause tey may lead you to a place you don't want to ever go.
2006-12-17 16:05:26 · answer #2 · answered by nicole 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha thats funny i would submit that to a joke site or send it to all your fends or something
2006-12-17 15:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by Pro challenger 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO>>>>>>>>>>>>heheheheehe
love it....great one
2006-12-17 15:55:17 · answer #4 · answered by Priestess Pachina 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
2006-12-17 16:36:57 · answer #5 · answered by mistery person 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this so many times that it isn't funny anymore.
2006-12-17 16:08:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ooooh, man thats harsh...
2006-12-17 15:54:55 · answer #7 · answered by M T 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOLLLLLLLLLL!!! That was great....thanks for the laugh :-)
2006-12-17 15:54:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
THATS LAME
2006-12-17 15:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by latran t 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thanks for the laugh, very funny love Clarabelle
2006-12-17 15:54:22 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋