Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me “Tony Blair.” Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her “Gordon Brown.” We take care of your needs, so we'll call you “the People.” We'll call the maid “the Working Class,” and your baby brother we can call “the Future.” Do you understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of ****.
2006-12-17 07:37:48 · 12 answers · asked by livinia 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u have given us a silvery source of joy. I am thankful.Even politics nowadays is joke and irone on itself.
2006-12-17 07:44:28 · answer #1 · answered by ali a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm so over politics. i do not care what occurs. no one in politics has integrity anymore and that's only a recreation with new gamers that under no circumstances extremely adjustments. i wager faith wins with the help of default.
2016-11-30 21:32:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lool.
2006-12-17 07:39:27 · answer #3 · answered by Aquamarine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
politics is like where they talk about the world and president and people around the world
2006-12-17 07:48:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one. in my case it' Bush doing the skrewing and the sleeping.
2006-12-17 07:46:01 · answer #5 · answered by Jenna 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was off the chain! lol
2006-12-17 07:45:08 · answer #6 · answered by stargurl_5887 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
repeat, same joke week ago
2006-12-17 07:39:17 · answer #7 · answered by mark j 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-12-17 07:41:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS AWESOME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA
2006-12-17 07:40:08 · answer #9 · answered by LovingJesusAndMusic! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh, very funny love Clarabelle
2006-12-17 07:38:36 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋