A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
2006-12-17 07:18:50 · 11 answers · asked by pimp132 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no i am not mexican...??? Why?
2006-12-17 07:29:11 · update #1
ur welcome
2006-12-17 08:06:48 · update #2
good one...had my mother in law in stitches...thanks...
2006-12-17 07:53:44 · answer #1 · answered by Priestess Pachina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The seconds guys even smarter than the first!
8/10
2006-12-17 15:21:23 · answer #2 · answered by Terra_chan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real good, I was expecting different punch line.
2006-12-17 15:23:53 · answer #3 · answered by mark j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke
2006-12-17 15:21:58 · answer #4 · answered by Chuck & Christy N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cool are you mexican
2006-12-17 15:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by dominguezcops 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah
2006-12-17 15:21:49 · answer #6 · answered by Fabregas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-17 15:32:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2006-12-17 15:25:15 · answer #8 · answered by J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
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2006-12-17 15:20:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, thanks for the laugh
2006-12-17 15:20:20 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋