A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning.....
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
2006-12-17 07:12:05 · 18 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned the litter boxes, gave the cats their food, and refilled their water.
And now that you/ve decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once...............
I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!
2006-12-17 07:12:18 · update #1
omg---that's sooooooooooo true. i'm a wife and mom and i'm the only one who does a damn thing around here!!!!
2006-12-17 07:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Mummy bear has some topics, and her kin are bit on the lazy and stupid area, it replaced into probably mummy bear who made up the tale about it being stolen because anybody replaced into guffawing on the bear kin
2016-11-30 21:31:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor mummy bear
2006-12-17 07:24:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee
2006-12-17 11:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by flower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but did she see who stole the dvd player
2006-12-17 07:25:45 · answer #5 · answered by polly a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotfl thats funny
2006-12-17 07:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by jennusula 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-17 07:14:18 · answer #7 · answered by Jeff and Vanessa T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bloody feminists
2006-12-17 07:28:32 · answer #8 · answered by monkey boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow best joke of yhe week!!!!
2006-12-17 07:21:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny!
2006-12-17 07:15:50 · answer #10 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋