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I went to Sunday school followed by church services this morning and was filled with the holy spirit. So filled I thought I was just going to bust. Well, after church I got home and took a good dump, now I feel better. Do you think there's any connection?

2006-12-17 06:43:52 · 11 answers · asked by Wrath of Sam 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

The Holy Spirit 'll do that to you, try Raisin Bran.

2006-12-17 07:05:53 · answer #1 · answered by enslavementality 3 · 0 0

There are many mental illnesses which manifest themselves in obsession about feces and anal control. My analysis of the matter is that you were quite full of crap before you went to church.

2006-12-17 14:48:44 · answer #2 · answered by bdenton2k 2 · 0 0

apparently you have a difficult time distinguishing inspiration from indigestion. i suggest you watch what you eat before going to church. hehehe...

2006-12-17 14:52:34 · answer #3 · answered by That's A Lot of Nonsense 3 · 0 0

Lol good one, watch out the conservatives will be here any minute to tell you you're a bastard

2006-12-17 14:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the only connection i see is some one pulling my leg

2006-12-17 14:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

believe what you want to believe as you have the free will to do so. there are others who may believe differently than you because of their free will.

2006-12-17 14:56:25 · answer #6 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0 0

Judging from your question. I think you are exceedingly foolish, and childish person.

2006-12-17 14:47:48 · answer #7 · answered by Minister 4 · 0 0

shut up
that's not funny

2006-12-17 14:52:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

too many cookies!

2006-12-17 14:56:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HOLY S--T!

2006-12-17 14:47:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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