A man dies and goes straight to Hell. The devil greets him and immediately makes him face a big decision: "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever room you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They'll finally go to heaven after years of waiting and you'll take over until somebody switches with you. So go on, pick a room."
The devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped over and over again. In the second room is a man strapped to a table being subjected to Chinese water torture. Finally, in the third room is a man sitting in a chair while being pleasured by a beautiful woman.
"I choose this room!" the man says.
"Very well," the devil says. He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder.
"You can go now. I've found you're replacement."
2006-12-17 06:37:24 · 25 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i feel SORRY for him!!!lol 100/10
2006-12-17 07:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by DDTHAPPINESS 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're the first person to tell that joke today.
You must be very proud.
2006-12-17 14:46:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eww i heard a joke like this... Lol i love it 9/10
2006-12-17 14:40:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny the 1st time I heard it, by the 18th time I was bored.
2006-12-17 14:39:58 · answer #4 · answered by lonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm rolling on the floor. Good one. I need another.
2006-12-17 14:45:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Which one would you pick? Lol
2006-12-17 14:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by Pace 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has the makings of a bum joke ! haha
2006-12-17 15:00:53 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, and who says there is no sense of humour in hell?
2006-12-17 14:40:08 · answer #8 · answered by livinia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
thats my new favorite joke
2006-12-17 14:39:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA good one...is this a question? NONTHELESS nice
2006-12-17 14:40:09 · answer #10 · answered by The Friendly Polar Bear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋