A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, since it was payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”
To which he replied: “That would be fine with me.”
Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
2006-12-17 06:22:15 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you have the best jokes! when i see ploopy pants, i know its gonna be good. do you get them from a prticular site or...?
2006-12-17 06:26:01 · answer #1 · answered by star42430 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!
2006-12-17 15:09:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent joke...i was howling after reading the punch line...very unexpected punch line...terrific joke....keep up the good work...thanks for a great big laugh !!!
2006-12-18 17:13:20 · answer #3 · answered by morris the cat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was his wifes name tyson 10/10
2006-12-17 15:57:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another fine joke - & a come-uppance well deserved.
2006-12-17 14:26:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Must remember that when my fella is being a tw#t
2006-12-17 14:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eye see what you mean ! haha
That was one in the eye for him!
2006-12-17 15:18:24 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is something I would Do. Love It!
2006-12-17 14:31:21 · answer #8 · answered by melgtimm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!!!!!!!!!- thats hilarious- serves him right- thanx for the laugh
2006-12-17 14:27:27 · answer #9 · answered by cayla_152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, it was funny; why are people saying it wasn't?
2006-12-17 14:29:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋