Does anyone know any good Little Jonny jokes?
2006-12-17 06:19:45 · 5 answers · asked by Orange Lipbalm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny replies "The feet miss"
So the teacher says "Why the feet?"
And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mummys bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"
Little Johnny was going to his faters house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.
He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill.
He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God damn thing is so heavy"
A priest heard him and came out. "You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest. "God hears you...He is everywhere...He's in the chruch...He's on the sidewalk...He's everywhere"
Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon"
The prist replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon"
Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the hell out and start pulling"
2006-12-17 06:30:03 · answer #1 · answered by livinia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-03 17:01:00 · answer #2 · answered by winkels 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."
2006-12-17 06:25:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol those three r so funny
2006-12-17 06:34:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahakz lol
2006-12-17 06:30:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋