A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. But she was willing to let it pass if he made it up to her in the right way.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
2006-12-17 06:19:10 · 26 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!- well she should have described it better- thanx for the laugh
2006-12-17 06:24:48 · answer #1 · answered by cayla_152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the scale of things, I think he got what he deserved. Great joke again, ploppy!!!
2006-12-17 14:22:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rah! Tee hee but I only go up to half that weight anywayz.
*serves bacon*
2006-12-18 16:31:37 · answer #3 · answered by Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 i like that
2006-12-17 14:26:36 · answer #4 · answered by ann n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is off the scale ! haha
2006-12-17 15:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your jokes! This one actually made me laugh out loud.
That poor, stupid man. . .
2006-12-17 14:21:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL do you make these up? you have really good jokes!!
2006-12-18 15:37:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol okay it was funny, ill give you that
Smile Big
2006-12-17 14:23:08 · answer #8 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hm...kind ah like the im fat and ugly joke...her husband got shot
2006-12-17 14:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol sad but funny
2006-12-17 14:21:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋