A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
"Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life."
2006-12-17 06:15:47 · 22 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is the best of all your jokes, absolutley hilarious!
Well done! x
2006-12-17 23:40:19 · answer #1 · answered by Vicky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, I've never heard of that one before...I had Pepsi coming out my nose because I laughed so hard....come on people...it maybe sick but have a damn sense of humor...it's just a joke and I find it HILARIOUS!
2006-12-17 06:28:37 · answer #2 · answered by losingxposer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, that frickin hilarious! I've heard it before, but i never heard it with the "your brother part", just to some other guy, I'm literally crying from laughter!
2006-12-17 06:24:25 · answer #3 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knew the ending before I got there, sorry, yawn zzzzzzzzz
2006-12-17 06:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no - the ultimate humiliation - & another fine ploppy classic!!!
2006-12-17 06:19:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this one, but in the one i heard, he gave the costume to his dad.... alot less gross.... still kinda gross, but not as bad.... use that next time (but still funny joke!)
2006-12-17 06:26:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, ifeel bad for the wife
2006-12-17 08:49:53 · answer #7 · answered by Jenna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sex with her brother revolting joke was ok9/10
2006-12-17 07:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too long to read, get some one line jokes like me !!!!!!
2006-12-17 06:18:05 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
XDDDD oh man that was a good one!!!
2006-12-17 06:30:54 · answer #10 · answered by Avalo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋