A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.
When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that was available for the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them," the man complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.
No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, this check is only made out for $50."
"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have."
2006-12-17 06:14:08 · 30 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dont listen to shredder its just the mood he is in 10/10
2006-12-17 07:48:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of hotels charge that much. Who would walk into a nice hotel and not ask the cost of the room before checking in? Stay at a motel next time fictional people in the joke!
2006-12-17 06:21:52 · answer #2 · answered by The Squish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny- thanx for the laugh
2006-12-17 06:16:45 · answer #3 · answered by cayla_152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!!
Way to beat the system
2006-12-17 06:18:42 · answer #4 · answered by ellis4655@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that one before in the local paper.
2006-12-17 06:18:35 · answer #5 · answered by Metal Head 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheh, I'm wetting my knickers with laughter!!!
2006-12-17 06:17:26 · answer #6 · answered by Dannie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it or a version of it but its still funny
Smile Big
2006-12-17 06:21:40 · answer #7 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's called "opportunity".
2006-12-17 06:16:10 · answer #8 · answered by Nosy Parker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i personally think that is really funny!
2006-12-17 06:19:33 · answer #9 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhh
2006-12-17 08:52:11 · answer #10 · answered by Jenna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋