International Airport. The first lady was an arrogant Californian woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly lady from the South.
When the conversation drifted to whether they had any children, the Californian woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
"Well, isn't that precious," commented the lady from the South.
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."
"Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious."
The first woman then asked the Southern lady, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to charm school," said the Southern lady.
"Oh, my God! What on Earth for?" asked the first woman.
"Well, for example," the Southern lady replied, "instead of saying, 'Who gives a
****!' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that precious."
2006-12-17 06:11:52 · 8 answers · asked by ohio_mike 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha good one
2006-12-17 06:15:00 · answer #1 · answered by treetown2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! So for all these years my Mother in law was really being a Southern Belle?
2006-12-17 14:20:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-17 14:21:43 · answer #3 · answered by Jeff and Vanessa T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
2006-12-17 14:21:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha....lol...very charmingly humorous...lol
2006-12-17 14:15:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol....very good
2006-12-17 14:54:46 · answer #6 · answered by Lady_Envy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-17 14:19:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, thanks for the laugh
2006-12-17 14:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋