woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???"
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"
The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features...of a male and a female."
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND a brain
2006-12-17 06:11:04 · 16 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one! 8/10
2006-12-17 06:14:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
9 outta 10
2006-12-17 14:59:53 · answer #2 · answered by Lady_Envy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's great! I was under the same impression as April J. Nice surprise.
2006-12-19 05:41:20 · answer #3 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, Nancy but the original version, heard many years ago, is "A pusssy and and brain">
2006-12-17 14:15:01 · answer #4 · answered by m. b 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was good, when you said sexist I thought it was going to be against women, but you totally caught me by surprize.
2006-12-17 14:16:59 · answer #5 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats dissing us mens lol...male penis females brain great...this is sexist to men !! xD nice joke btw
2006-12-17 14:15:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OOOOOOOOO dirty but still LOL
9.5 out of 10
2006-12-17 21:18:10 · answer #7 · answered by Growth 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i love it lol that was funny
Smile Big
2006-12-17 14:17:05 · answer #8 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha good one
2006-12-17 14:22:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
so it's a regular boy?
2006-12-17 14:39:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋