A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck. Get the hell away from me."
2006-12-17 06:10:10 · 10 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ouch that really hurts lol
2006-12-17 06:12:54 · answer #1 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a man has a wife like that, he needs to thank GOD for her shes one of a kind, I know, I have one just like her, The best thing that happen to him was his life
2006-12-17 06:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by bill_ray56 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-12-17 06:13:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2006-12-17 06:18:59 · answer #4 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh
2006-12-17 08:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by pieman_21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-17 06:23:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dang...dats too bad
2006-12-17 07:00:39 · answer #7 · answered by Lady_Envy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn....thats funny but harsh....
2006-12-17 06:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-17 06:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, thanks for the laugh
2006-12-17 06:47:20 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋