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Q. When was the war of 1812?
A. 1812
2006-12-17 05:58:01 · 10 answers · asked by mickeymz93 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please tell me the answers to the questions.
2006-12-17 06:09:57 · update #1
You just asked one
2006-12-17 05:59:06 · answer #1 · answered by KingGrone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actual stupid questions asked
The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?
Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?
Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Were you alone or by yourself?
Q: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?
Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: Now then, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on March 12th.
Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?
Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
So, you were gone until you returned?
You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?
Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.
A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."
Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary's Hospital?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M.
Q: And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him
2006-12-17 06:35:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: what is the number to 911
A: 911
2006-12-17 06:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by mr. fancy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the 1935 film Mutiny on the Bounty,
what was the name of the ship on which the mutiny took place ?
2006-12-17 06:02:52 · answer #4 · answered by postypaul 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I'm bilingual and i asked this question when i was little,
how do you say refrigerator in English?
2006-12-17 06:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by star42430 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My daughter asked me the other day "What time is 8 o'clock?"
2006-12-17 06:02:13 · answer #6 · answered by April J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
true or false?
the revolutionary war was revolutionary
2006-12-17 06:01:06 · answer #7 · answered by Mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm..
that was kind of weird..
cause you just asked one.
2006-12-17 06:00:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do the drive thru Atms have braille?.........
2006-12-17 06:01:03 · answer #9 · answered by xoxo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why are you here?--because.
2006-12-17 06:02:40 · answer #10 · answered by kspq7652 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋