One day a woman was standing naked in front of her mirror and she said to her husband, "I'm looking fat and ugly today. Compliment me so that I feel better."
The husband replied, "Your eyesight is perfect."
He never heard the shot......
2006-12-17 05:56:50 · 9 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Omg? was that in the newspaper? i could have sworn that my cousin told the police to keep the story secret before they took her to the XXL electric chair. lol.
2006-12-17 06:03:52 · answer #1 · answered by Metal Head 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-17 14:05:42 · answer #2 · answered by Candace M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i feel weird inside
2006-12-17 14:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by summerglow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooohhh thats messed up
2006-12-17 13:58:28 · answer #4 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha good one
2006-12-17 14:03:31 · answer #5 · answered by cheekybluebed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhh
2006-12-17 16:39:17 · answer #6 · answered by pieman_21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! that is funny!
2006-12-17 13:59:44 · answer #7 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gdgd!!
2006-12-17 14:03:22 · answer #8 · answered by Klick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny, thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-17 13:58:17 · answer #9 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋