Wipe it off and say sorry.
2006-12-17 05:45:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. likin ur style
2006-12-17 05:47:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
Yeah, every time I go on a safari I always take wet-wipes, just for that occasion.
2006-12-17 14:51:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man in a zoo shouted out "run for your life there is a Tiger loose"
A little old lady asked what direction was the Tiger heading.
He screamed
"You dont think I am F ****ing chasing it do you ?"
2006-12-17 13:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by postypaul 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Say sorry - before it bites your tackle off.
2006-12-17 13:49:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say very sorry and would you like some meat(catfood)
2006-12-17 13:48:37 · answer #5 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was afraid that's where the joke was going when I clicked on it. Funny, though.
2006-12-17 13:49:16 · answer #6 · answered by Mitch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fight
Flight
or
Freeze
This is the adrenilated response. Don'\t know what you were thinking you dirty thing!
2006-12-17 13:48:23 · answer #7 · answered by deli_cate2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what do you do when an elephant comes over the hill?
swim for it
2006-12-17 13:54:06 · answer #8 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it a tissue.
2006-12-17 14:03:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends, if you were deep in the bush I guess it doesn't matter, fnarr fnarr.
2006-12-17 14:19:41 · answer #10 · answered by Slackbladder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋