2006-12-17 05:34:15 · 22 answers · asked by j m 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Im Posting the the Funniest answers (in my opinion) at www.myspace.com/wirelessjon
I will still allow voting because pubic opinion is probably worth a great deal more than mine.
2006-12-18 05:39:19 · update #1
I thought the coke and ecstasy would kill the effects of the alcohol....Sir
2006-12-17 05:38:54 · answer #1 · answered by Rasta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worse thing you can say to a Police officer is to call him a pig. That is the worse disrespect word against our Law people. Then another thing that is bad, is when you try to run. After being told you need to step out of the car and you begin to assult the Officer. Many people complain about the Officers, but do you ever stop the think how many times the Officer has to defend himself not only against verbal assult, but physical assult ?? Then when the Officer asks you to count backwards and walk, you refuse and start calling him/her names. To call Police, a pig when your guilty of a crime is terrible. The criminal then cries assult against a Police Office. 99 times out of 100, if the Police are forced to use force , it is because the criminal, has inflicted injury first. Then it is the Officer who gets a bad name for defending him/herself. Without our Police and Law forces, this entire land would be so corrupt that no one would be safe. God put Laws on this land, and it is our Law enforcement, that makes sure the Law is kept.
2006-12-17 05:44:18 · answer #2 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst thing will be a threat to kill him. You can get over 25 years only for that.
2006-12-17 07:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by OC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wife said youd be home at 6.. ...so I left early.... if you'll be my dd I'll go back to the party and we can put this all behind us. Oh by the way, I left my wallet on your nightstand.
2006-12-17 05:40:38 · answer #4 · answered by jenniferandwill05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What do you want d*ickhead?" is a FINE way to kick off a traffic stop. It will guarantee you a spot at the local Greybar Bed and Breakfast.
2006-12-17 11:09:31 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a relief,I thought you pulled me over because of the body and drugs in my trunk.
2006-12-17 05:36:59 · answer #6 · answered by festeringhump 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No sir, I'm not drinking and driving. I spilled my drink about a mile or so back so now I'm just driving...
2006-12-17 07:23:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
asking the officer to hold your drink as you rummage through the glove box for your insurance card.
2006-12-17 05:36:41 · answer #8 · answered by snowsnake 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you have any orange juice in your squad car..I am fresh out and I need some for my vodka (The vodka bottle you will have in your car)
2006-12-17 05:43:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say officer, would $20 get you to forget that you ever saw me?
2006-12-17 05:37:56 · answer #10 · answered by briang731/ bvincent 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋