Through a bizarre sequence of events, I have come into possesion of a flamingo. Great! you might think, but actually its nothing but hassle. He eats constantly, and has put three holes in my sofa.
I have had two ideas to solve the problem that I'd like your opinion on -
1. Kill the flamingo and sell it for meat.
2. Eat the flamingo
Can anyone help me out here?
2006-12-17 05:27:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Birds
Hey Katrina, why am I sick?
What's wrong with eating a flamingo? We eat turkeys!
2006-12-17 05:49:29 · update #1
I hope this is a joke!! if not you are sick - give it to a wildlife centre to look after
2006-12-17 05:45:36 · answer #1 · answered by katrina_23uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, Just keep it around as a pet and when you find more flamingos start a new hotel where u live, It'll be the "New Flamigo " like the one in LV.
2006-12-17 17:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by lizbulgarelli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for that question, I have been having a good laugh at some of the replies, but here is my suggestion make Friends with the flamingo, fatten it up it really will make a change from the same old turkey, but good luck stuffing it.
2006-12-17 05:50:30 · answer #3 · answered by bty912324 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first off, how did you get a flamingo!!!!!!!!!
Well give it its own room so it doesn't annoie you and then record a sitcom like 'My wife is flamingo' or you cold just take it to a zoo but a room might be good if you want to keep it but you don't sound like you do!!!!!!!!
if you dont want ti in your home but still want to see it, givit to a friend as a Christmas gift!!!
2006-12-17 05:40:01 · answer #4 · answered by CalD 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Give the flamingo a yo-yo. Nothing but hilarity can be derived from that combination.
2006-12-17 05:36:09 · answer #5 · answered by howard the duq 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever seen Alice in Wonderland?
Croquet mallett...just need to get a hedgehog for a ball and you've got yourself a new hobby.
2006-12-18 02:34:42 · answer #6 · answered by fizzy_wolf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont eat the flamingo, give it to your local aspca.
2006-12-17 05:35:46 · answer #7 · answered by M T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would beat Turkey for Christmas dinner!
2006-12-17 05:31:48 · answer #8 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
take it to a flamenco party? then u would have the only flamenco flamingo lol
2006-12-17 05:31:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Take him to flamingoland, he will love the rides and shows.
2006-12-18 03:13:35 · answer #10 · answered by what? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋