A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is over crowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.
The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, “Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?”
“Phew, that one's easy,” says the teacher, “The Titanic.”
“Alright,” said St.Peter, “you may pass.”
Then the thief got his question: “How many died on the Titanic?”
The thief replied, “That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.” And so he passed through.
Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: “Name them.”
2006-12-17 05:20:20 · 26 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-18 17:17:34 · answer #1 · answered by pearly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems the lawyer will have the last laugh anyway. What would the lawyer have achieved by going to Heaven? Down in Hell he can spend the rest of his days swindling the poor souls down there by promising to fight they case and send them to Heaven…you should have chosen a politician instead, they are the guys you deserve to burn in Hell. Having said that…as jokes go, it was E X C E L L E N T ! Keep posting them buddy!
2006-12-17 06:01:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha. really funny. What does St. Peter have against Lawyers? lol. 10/10.
2006-12-17 05:34:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice1
2006-12-17 06:46:00 · answer #4 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really good. :) I think that the lawyer will have to get a subpoena for the manifest.
2006-12-17 05:39:32 · answer #5 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, the lawyer would probably sit there making up names.
2006-12-17 06:47:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha......even St. Peter is biased against the lawyers.......good one........lol
2006-12-17 15:13:13 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe....good one st. Peter
2006-12-20 05:15:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
efficient. very very reliable. i think of of that criminal professionals are all parasites. they bypass to college to learn regulation, and then whilst they get out of school, they enacted extra effective useful rules to maintain themselves busy. why would desire to you would be able to desire to desire to bypass regulation college to decipher the ten Commandments.
2016-10-15 03:08:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. Thx
2006-12-22 01:28:08 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋