The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, "What do you like best about it, class? Let's start with you, Robert."
"The artwork," says Robert.
"Very good. And you, Peter?"
"Her ****!" says Peter.
"Peter, get out! Go stand in the hall," responds the teacher with disgust. "And you, Johnny?"
"I'm leaving, teacher, I'm leaving..."
2006-12-17 05:11:39 · 36 answers · asked by ? 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Rate it with 10 as the highest score.
2006-12-17 05:12:43 · update #1
A teacher is supposed to be able to know by deduction and induction what the student's behaviour implies. lol.
2006-12-17 06:55:41 · update #2
It is a subtle joke.
2006-12-17 06:56:30 · update #3
It was nice. Really great. WONDER FULL. the 1st best joke ever heard really its nice. I will give you 10/10. I will give u a good rrating in the thumbs up thing.
Nejamave romba nala errundhdh.
If u know tamil u will understand. Lol.
Good joke man.
2006-12-17 18:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by Meera 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1
2006-12-17 08:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
5
2006-12-17 05:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-12-17 06:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-12-17 05:15:34 · answer #5 · answered by jennifer g 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-12-17 05:30:52 · answer #6 · answered by Turbo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8 / 10
2006-12-17 05:14:01 · answer #7 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love Johnny jokes!
10
2006-12-17 06:14:26 · answer #8 · answered by April J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd give it an 8...funny but there are better. I'm a teacher and this reeks of classroom disruption...while its funny later, it is never funny at the time...funny but not funny when education is trying to go on...even in art or music. I laugh but it also makes me a little sad...
Only an 8.
2006-12-17 05:16:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God. Ur so funny.
I rate 9 out of 10
Keep the spirit.
2006-12-17 06:54:14 · answer #10 · answered by Angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋