religions that will sanction the Union of man and inflatable woman?
2006-12-17 05:05:23 · 11 answers · asked by The Jesus, Mohammed Buddha GIMP 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you two really love each other, why would a piece of paper and others opinion even matter?
2006-12-17 05:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by John Dull est 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What I need to know is where did you get 'inflatable Wendy' from?
I married inflatable Wendy a couple of years ago but during a night of extreme passion in bed, she flew out of the marriage bed and emitting a very loud raspberry noise flew out of the window, never to be seen again.
Could this be my Wendy, the only one I really ever loved?
I recently developed a relationship with the rubber Michelin man but its just not the same. And I cant find a church that will marry us, but they are all Christians around here, they just dont know the meaning of true love.
2006-12-17 05:21:40 · answer #2 · answered by budding author 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Start your own religion, if you're an American you can even get government support, then you could promote Wendy to the rank of Grand High Priestess, giving her dominion over all creatures of flesh. Lemino how it goes.
2006-12-17 05:13:52 · answer #3 · answered by chambers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In India, I think you can marry a cow too. Try marrying in a inflated church and get a plastic minster to marry you guys.
2006-12-17 05:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 10:55:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as long as your inflatable reunion is a heterosexual one, I don't think the right wing fundamentalists wll bother you. The shite would hit the fan if your inflatable friend was named Bruce.
2006-12-17 05:13:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a winter wonderland bash, and perhaps Parson Brown can hook you up and Frosty the Snowman could be your best man!
2006-12-17 05:12:32 · answer #7 · answered by Blonde Ambition 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Lanie...go to Vermont, they will marry anything that can pay for the license.
Vermont is full of whacko's.
2006-12-17 05:13:33 · answer #8 · answered by sthurb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to vermont.
2006-12-17 05:07:34 · answer #9 · answered by Lanie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to vegas.
2006-12-17 05:06:46 · answer #10 · answered by shadow_prophet2k6 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋