This lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Att.: Did you listen to the heart?
Crnr: No.
Att: Did you check for breathing?
Crnr: No.
Att: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead were you?
Crnr: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible that he could be out there practising law"
2006-12-17 04:57:58 · 21 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i AM BORED DEADLY - MANY VIOLATION REPORTS - I AM SPREADING INSANITY IT SEEMS.
2006-12-17 05:15:51 · update #1
g'mornting sire...thanks!
2006-12-17 05:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pd = Pretty dead jokes huh! What happened to the Pretty Damn good jokes you were posting??? For a change I'll give you 10 points just to get you back up there among the top jesters... looking out for some new dynamite.
2006-12-18 15:22:08 · answer #2 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol,typicaly lawyers
2006-12-17 13:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many lawyer jokes are there?
One, the rest are true stories.
2006-12-17 13:47:39 · answer #4 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha......I could not stop laughing just by seeing the caption..
2 dead jokes from Pd....who was master in Naughty jokes....effect of Yahoo machinery I think....
These two are very nice and cool......could not stop from me chuckling...lol
2006-12-17 23:22:33 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the one thing that a goose can, a duck cannot, and a lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ***.
2006-12-17 13:25:28 · answer #6 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laugh, today of all days, if you'd have read my question, you'd know why
2006-12-17 13:08:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2006-12-17 14:56:22 · answer #8 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke is funny but u should think about changing the title...
2006-12-17 13:15:57 · answer #9 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones..and whats a err coroner?:)
2006-12-18 03:08:44 · answer #10 · answered by fleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe....the second one was real cute
2006-12-20 13:18:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋