Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Canadian Rockies, were an American guy, a Canadian guy, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde German girl with large breasts.
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the American has a bright red hand print on his cheek..... No one speaks.
The old Greek lady thinks: ....The American guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
The German girl thinks: ....That American guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The American thinks: ....The Canadian guy must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Canadian thinks: ....I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can
smack the American again.
2006-12-17 04:19:14 · 20 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahaha that's freaking hilarious! Go Canada!!!
2006-12-17 04:35:26 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Christmas!
2006-12-17 04:21:15 · answer #2 · answered by Home_educator 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really ?
I'm Canadian, and this American whispered in my ear
''We're in Canada, Let's get married!''
So I smacked him across the face.
2006-12-17 04:30:16 · answer #3 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are they? while my uncle went to canada one reported to him 'hi there your sat in my seat' in a pretend american accessory, after which my uncles like what? after which the canadian dude reported 'screw you mr english' in an identical accessory, after which my unlce is going im no longer english im welsh and the canadian dude hits him. so.
2016-12-18 14:57:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Canadian is not the only one who would like to do that!
2006-12-17 14:38:45 · answer #5 · answered by Lee M 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha.....funny..really funny....i cant wait till they reach the tunnel once again either
thumbs up
2006-12-17 04:48:16 · answer #6 · answered by [ jD ] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny lmao
2006-12-17 04:34:56 · answer #7 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah that has got be one of the best jokes i've heard all year.
2006-12-17 04:45:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that's the best one yet. where did you get that joke?
2006-12-17 04:22:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz funny
2006-12-17 04:28:13 · answer #10 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋