About the pillsbury doughboy...?

Question

You ran out of dough. the pillsbury doughboy is standing right there. hes giggling =). would you do the unthinkable? how would you do it?

Answer 1

first off if that thing popped outta a can of bread at me, it would get beat to death with a rolling pin.

Answer 2

While he's laughing, I'll take the roller and press it down on him while he's screaming "(lol) Hey, what... What are you doing? Hey, you're flattening me, you little bit..."

and that would be the end of the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Answer 3

Yeah but If I do, when I buy a next can thing would a next dough boy pop out and try to avenge the otter demise of the other one?

Answer 4

it quite is extra depressing.... Burger King and Ronald McDonald have been given right into a combat. The King finally have been given pissed and have been given his gun out. He tried to shot Ronald, yet ignored and shot Wendy as a substitute. The funeral replaced into held at Church's.

Answer 5

I wouldn't do the unthinkable, but I'd tell him he had a yeast infection, then let him wonder where he got it from.

Answer 6

Is this a matter of life and death? If it comes down to starving to death, or cooking the little bastard, then i hope i can find some butter.

Answer 7

I'd tell him he'd better find me some more dough, and fast.

Answer 8

I'd dip him in pickle juice. That way I'd have dill dough.

Answer 9

I'd toss him in the oven, Hansel and Gretel style.

Answer 10

I would take his hat. Isn't it made out of dough? Surely he doesn't need quite so jolly a tummy.....mmmmmm......