I'll award 10 points to the best one.
2006-12-17 04:08:41 · 10 answers · asked by Konrad 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok, for that bush lover that is convinced she is the police, i'm not retarded, i know my rights to freedom of expression. why don't you go have some dough-nuts and coffee ms. "policewoman"
2006-12-17 05:14:37 · update #1
Once George Bush Jr. visited an elementary school to talk to a group of 3rd graders. He said to them, "Today we are going to discuss the difference between a tragedy, a great loss and an accident".
Then he said, "Can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?"
A little boy raises his hand and says, "If a kid runs out in the street after a ball and gets hit by a car."
Bush says, "No, that would be an accident. Can anyone else try?"
A little girl raises her hand and says, "If a busload of kids drove off a cliff."
Bush says, "No, that would be a great loss. Come on, anyone else?"
A boy raises his hand and says and says, "If you and Mrs. Bush was on a plane and it blew up."
Then Bush says, "Well, Yes, but can you tell me why it would be considered a tragedy?"
And the little boy says, "Well, it wouldn't have been an accident, and it sure as heck wouldn't have been a great loss."
2006-12-17 04:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
George Bush in a School
George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions. First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? And Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions. First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?! And Fifth, Where is "Bob"? !!
2006-12-17 04:40:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is a Christmas card I got:
Pres. Bush was planning to go home for the holidays aboard his new super fast air force one jet. Not sure about the time frame, he calls up his travel secretary and asks her " How long is the flight from Washington to Texas?"
She says' "Just a minute, Mr. President..."
(open card)
The President says, "WOW....That's Fast!" and hangs up :)
2006-12-17 04:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone informed George Bush that three Brazillian students were killed in the middle east, and Bush replied " How many is a 'Brazillian ?''.
2006-12-17 04:13:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a politically correct bikini wax ?
No Bush !
2006-12-17 04:14:29 · answer #5 · answered by Don't Tickle Elmo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q)How do you think George Bush is doing as president?
A) He's doing wonderfully...*cough* for a retarded person*cough*
2006-12-17 04:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by super_smileyface007 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Looks like everyone beat me to it.
2006-12-21 14:35:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your retarded. there are no good anti bush jokes. he is the best president we have had.
2006-12-17 07:45:55 · answer #8 · answered by jhd128 2 · 1⤊ 5⤋
That is fantastic...LoL
Keep it coming
Justin
2006-12-17 05:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know you can get arrested for this and trust me i am the police. this is a warning
2006-12-17 04:51:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 7⤋