A man walked into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York City. He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B." With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?" He repeated "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted." "Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra." Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?" The saleslady responded. "I t is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright." He mused on that information for a minute and said: "Hmmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?" A Jewish bra," she replied, "makes mountains out of molehills".
2006-12-17 03:00:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehe you naughty - i wish i could have somebody wearing the bra which support the mass. btw:- which one is urs? ;-) hehe (just kidding)
2006-12-17 03:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-17 03:17:28 · answer #2 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good.
Know what a Germas bra is called?
Stopsemfromfloppen.
Hint: say it out loud.
2006-12-17 03:04:50 · answer #3 · answered by April J 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
typically jewish,lolllllllllllllll very funyy
2006-12-17 04:30:29 · answer #4 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny...
2006-12-17 03:04:18 · answer #5 · answered by Mr Ivan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good
2006-12-17 03:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by live4literature 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2006-12-17 05:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is fantastic...LoL
Keep it coming
Justin
2006-12-17 05:19:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
2006-12-17 04:55:40 · answer #9 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great!
so was the german thing
2006-12-17 03:06:47 · answer #10 · answered by Kelso 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋