when i wake up in a morning i feel like i have bin sleeping in one of Hitlers gas chambers, what is a cure for this lethal stench, i promise its nothing to do with beer
2006-12-17 02:45:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
You may want to try getting an enema dispenser, remove the ``nozzle,'' affix it to a suitable balloon, lube the tip, insert and, voila, not only have you eliminated the accumulated fetid gas from reaching your nostrils to begin the day but you have a literal stink-bomb you can use as a tactical weapon for crowd dispersal or simple pranks.
2006-12-17 03:15:41 · answer #1 · answered by S D Modiano 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chew your food more thoroughly. It could be that it isn't small enough for the body to properly digest and therefore fermenting. It could also be a diet of too much red meat and dairy which slow down digestion.
Also, some people have to cut yeast out of their diet to stop farting - try Irish Soda Bread instead of regular bread.
2006-12-20 20:44:18 · answer #2 · answered by Omar Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally i think its the over indulgence of jd, stop kiddin these lovely people ya an owt n owt pish head n ya who hav answered this question in all seriousness are more away with the mixer than vmax1200 himself, now get off ya *** n go pour me a jd softlad lol x
2006-12-17 03:12:11 · answer #3 · answered by missdaisy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rotting inside out lol. Its all to do with what you eat, try to eat a bit of everthing, roughage, and fruit, and starch etc. as it all contributes to the gasses building up in side you, probably mostly fast or wrong foods.
2006-12-17 02:56:26 · answer #4 · answered by archaeologia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to see flowers also in his gas chambers
2006-12-17 02:52:30 · answer #5 · answered by Viswanathan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sleep farting? But isn't that the only time people know what you're on about?
2006-12-17 02:53:44 · answer #6 · answered by Knobby Knobville 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could try leaving a window open, so that the outside world can experience it too!...just don't sleep near any naked flames!!
2006-12-17 03:17:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask your missus to sleep downstairs then the smell should stop. my misus farts like a trooper in bed. honestly its like an earthquake of imense preportions. it nearly kills me. and it stinks too. i have been blown out of bed a few times. even the dog wimpers and goes to sleep downstairs. hope this helps.
2006-12-17 02:54:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Lay off the beans, and get some kind of Glade plug-in, maybe.
2006-12-17 02:54:03 · answer #9 · answered by beaux b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try having a dump before you go to bed.
2006-12-17 10:27:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋