There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena
is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first
day, promptly at 8:00 AM . Later, at 8:45 AM there is a knock at
the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and
begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly
slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line is so backed up that, there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands
Lena, surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of
plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in
amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics, he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...Your
job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
2006-12-17 02:12:35 · 14 answers · asked by JoJoCieCie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was feeling blue this morning untill I read your joke. Thanx for the laugh!!
2006-12-17 03:09:20 · answer #1 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's really funny, but I'm pretty sure that factory is in Iowa or else Wisconsin!
2006-12-17 02:58:56 · answer #2 · answered by abbyn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i LOVE that one i defintly give it a 1000 out of 10
2006-12-17 02:44:14 · answer #3 · answered by tumblebabe012 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>Lena must be a blonde>>>>funny one>>>lol
2006-12-17 02:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that was a good laugh! thank you!
Happy Holidays
2006-12-17 03:39:34 · answer #5 · answered by yahoo2006 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha Good one :)
2006-12-17 03:14:02 · answer #6 · answered by Alex 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who thought of that?
2006-12-17 02:29:01 · answer #7 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is funny
2006-12-17 02:59:33 · answer #8 · answered by Honey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH good one :D
2006-12-17 02:34:53 · answer #9 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny one........hahahaha
2006-12-17 04:11:06 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋