Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?". He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a *&%^$. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a *&^&^$. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
2006-12-17 01:53:17 · 22 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol lmao
Wow, took me a 54 seconds to quit laughing. That was sooooooo funny. I now know why I get so many tickets!
2006-12-17 03:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THat is funny, but mean i would like to know what the owner of the car thought, when he got to the car and how the officer felt when he realizez he was played for a sap.
2006-12-17 03:49:32 · answer #2 · answered by live4literature 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The retired men irritate their wife's at home. Make tea, make coffee do this do that, they become crippled the minute they retire. Their arms cannot lift, their fingers cannot move their behinds are glued to the seat and their legs collapse should you ask them to do something. They morph back into baby's. :)))
2006-12-17 02:06:03 · answer #3 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chigger, chigger, ha, ha ha!
That's funny.
My Mom is retired and she sleeps a little later than she used to, reads her paper, watches her soaps, volunteers on Non Profit boards, and shops shops shops. (while nurturing everyone in the neighborhood, especially those little kids with neglectful parents)
2006-12-17 01:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by Sleek 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL!!!
So he makes ppl a living hell cuz he keeps abusing the officers and giving other ppl a few tickets.
Merry Xmas
2006-12-19 21:24:46 · answer #5 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All retired don't do like this>>Only sick people likeorcal girl, man and people do such things>>>this one funny one>>>>lmao
2006-12-17 01:56:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit and eat sleep and watch t.v man id love to me a o.a.p
2006-12-17 01:55:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, but a bit hard on the guy whose car it was.
*Yes, I realize it's a joke.
2006-12-17 02:05:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I come on here an track people who brag about abusing me while i was doing my job , thanks pal , oh , and there's another ticket on its way to you .
2006-12-17 04:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my neighbour plays golf most days and has lunch out every day
2006-12-17 01:54:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋