Because every time he spreads his wife's legs, he sees Bush.
2006-12-17 00:30:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah yeah watever.
2006-12-17 00:36:40 · answer #1 · answered by Zyklon 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Most high profile terrorists like make sure their families hide. I was reading in the news paper about this politician wife and 4 children were hiding in Canada. Think about it, these people would be killed if they revealed who they were.
Even if he had children do you think that he would publically reveal them.
2006-12-17 08:36:22 · answer #2 · answered by Emily L 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
because every time he opens his wife's leg he sees Bush
2006-12-17 09:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by t girl 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
funny never heard that one yet. hears one for you :
what does Sadam and a pair of panty hose have in common? they both like to irritate BUSH.
2006-12-17 09:20:57 · answer #4 · answered by loveable_bear3030 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because he was too busy outside and didnt get time to stay at home
2006-12-17 08:34:00 · answer #5 · answered by cia 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he has(r had)2 sons
2006-12-17 09:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by max 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funny but got a laugh out of me
2006-12-17 08:36:41 · answer #7 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He actually does have children. (Terribly witty joke, by the way.)
2006-12-17 09:07:07 · answer #8 · answered by Zantha 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey, it gave me a smile....thanks!
2006-12-17 08:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by slknspphr3645 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL hahah
2006-12-17 08:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋