The best one I've seen is 'Smoking Or Non Smoking?' What's the best you've seen?
2006-12-16 23:46:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
ECCCLESIASTICAL BULLETIN BLOOPERS
This afternoon there will be a meeting regarding the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptised at both ends.
On Tuesday at 4.00pm there will be an Ice Cream Social. Al ladies giving milk please come early.
On Wednesday the 'Ladies Literacy Society' will meet. Mrs Johnson will sing 'Put Me In My Wooden Bed' accompanied by the Vicar in his study..
On Thursday at 5.00pm there will be a meeting of the young Mothers Club. All wishing to become Young Mother please see the Vicar.
This being Easter Sunday we will ask Mrs Brown to come forward and lay at egg at the altar.
The service will end with 'Drops Of Water' One of the male singers will start quietly and the rest will join in.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they can be seen in the basement every Friday.
Tonight's Sermon: 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to the choir practice.
Next Sunday's preacher can be found hanging on the notice board.
2006-12-18 01:55:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funding provided by Almighty God....outside a church being renovated.
I wasn't aware that He was a loan officer?
2006-12-17 07:55:54 · answer #2 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For Sale,,Church of England church one owner hardly ever used
2006-12-17 10:02:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sign broken. Come inside for message.
2006-12-17 11:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Amber 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Saves! - but Rooney scores from the rebound.
2006-12-17 17:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by jabusthexut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus Saves, I wonder if he could lend me some money.
2006-12-17 07:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by pageys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Asking for forgiveness or expecting you to accept it!
2006-12-17 07:57:19 · answer #7 · answered by TLC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is the reason for the season.
2006-12-17 10:27:59 · answer #8 · answered by Richard Dick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres this sign thats just outside of ocventry - and no word of a lie it says..... 'This is a sign'
Whats that all about?!
2006-12-17 07:58:19 · answer #9 · answered by mark_gg_daniels 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
the only thing that people dont want that is free is advice
2006-12-17 07:56:34 · answer #10 · answered by hollybell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋