It has to make me laugh
Keba always kees her words
2006-12-16 22:41:38 · 9 answers · asked by **kiba** 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Children are at school.The teacher is talking:
-'In the Bible there is a law to worship our mother and father.Does anyone know a law about how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
One child raises his hand:
-'Don't kill!'
2006-12-17 00:29:31 · answer #1 · answered by Livia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, here is good joke for you
A business man was boarding a plane to Japan, and his seat happened to be next to a rather pretty blond. Despite the fact that the blond appeared to be tired and trying to get some shut eye, the man decided to start up a conversation.
"I tell you what" said the man to the blond, "we will take turns asking each other questions, if I ask you a question and you get it wrong, you will give me 5$ dollars, if you ask ME a question, and I get it wrong, I will give you 100 dollars" (the man figured that since she was a blond, it was only fair that she should pay less)
The blond, figuring it was the only way to get some peace agreed. "Okey" the man asked "what has 4 legs in the beggining, 2 in the middle and three in the end?" A man, the blond replied, in the begging the man is baby, so he crawls on all fours. then he learns to walk on 2 legs. then when he is old, he has a cane, 3 legs
Impressed, the man informed the blond it was her turn. So the blond asked "what has 3 legs, climbs a mountain on tweny, and hops on one foot?" the blond then turned around and went asleep. baffled the man sat there thinking, he texted all his friends and did an internet search. Finally, an hour later, he woke the blond up and handed her the 100$ dollars. "your riddle baffled me, what is the answer?" the blond then silently handed him 5$
2006-12-17 07:52:21 · answer #2 · answered by Terra_chan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 guys go on a ski trip,but could only get 1 room with only 1 bed.At about 3am the guy on the left woke up and said wow,I just had a dream that I just got the best hand job that I ever had and it seem so real,at this time the guy on the right said that is funny,I had the same dream,it was like the best hand job ever.Now the guy in the middle says,that is weird,I was dreaming that I was sking down hill on the slopes.
2006-12-17 06:53:08 · answer #3 · answered by dogtown_zboys1975 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. Will You Remember Me Tomorrow?
A. Yes I'll Remember You Tomorrow!
Q. Ah But Will You Remember Me Next Week?
A. But Of Course I'll Remember You Next Week!
Q. Then Will You Remember Me Next Year?
A. My Love I'll Remember You To My Dying Day!
Knock...Knock.
Who's There?
How Soon They Forget...
Have A Gooday And A Beaut Christmas Darl!
2006-12-17 06:59:57 · answer #4 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai ............
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
2006-12-17 06:48:12 · answer #5 · answered by vesu 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
applele why do you keep posting the same answer on all the questions,everyone is getting fed up and your link has nothing to do with yahoo or the persons question.
2006-12-17 06:46:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
gang of lads on a stag night, they get the stag a muslim stripper, what do they all sing?
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get your face out for the lads
lol, well i like it.
2006-12-17 07:58:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how do you know when you have been to a gay barbeque? when the hotdogs taste like sh it
2006-12-17 07:49:02 · answer #8 · answered by dee_ann 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A: Why do blind people never go skydiving?
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A: It scares the C**P out of the dog
teehee
Justin
2006-12-17 07:01:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋