The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
2006-12-16 19:58:30 · 21 answers · asked by JOHN W 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think DaRRyL's an oxymoron... who needs to buy a dictionary to find out what that word means. Preferably one with John W's patented index!
I like them - nice one John!
Isn't it funny when people think you're serious, even if you post your question in the "Jokes and Riddles" section? Talk about a sense of humour bypass...
2006-12-16 20:07:29 · answer #1 · answered by KaiBosh 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Maybe, but patent offices are funny. I have had a request for a patent on my stairs..
I invented stairs that go down only, not up.. that way people will not have to walk up stairs. But I have been waiting for a long time.. no answer.
I also had an idea about elevators... instead of making an elevator go up and down inside the building, I designed the whole building to go up and down, and people just get off or on at the floor they want. Good luck with yours.
2006-12-16 20:08:33 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh we're all laughing now but wait a couple of months and bet this guy will bring out the do it yourself roadmap and glow in the dark sunglasses....thanks for the joke it was brilliant, you could make a fortune with replacement inflatable dart boards xXx
2006-12-16 22:58:41 · answer #3 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sir are a god amongst men. If that doesn't get you the sort of place with a location Richard Branson would be envious of then the world is just working wrong.
2016-05-23 01:35:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
check for commercial viability first .. make a survey of your own..the product should be benificial to all the levels of society..the production cost should be less ..concentrate on one of these that can be implemented easily.get a patent ..approach companies ... bter venture with them than being a employee..get funds and proceed..commercial viability is a must
2006-12-16 20:19:59 · answer #5 · answered by alan h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont bother with the Alcohol and the Ice cubes, they already exist, good luck with the rest though !!!!!! ha ha ha
2006-12-16 23:34:00 · answer #6 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of those are funny! You do know that there are reusable ice cubes though? They are plastic, and you freeze them and reuse them. Anyway, good luck!
2006-12-16 20:04:12 · answer #7 · answered by kayle_rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you'l have it spark off with that lot mate , good luck , oh , could you send me a book on how to read , so i can answer this question !!
2006-12-16 20:31:23 · answer #8 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm.. nothing about any of the suppressed tech... so i'm sure it's possible.
in general, those are mostly childish. `yawns` powdered hydrogen and oxygen would be fun to play with.
2006-12-16 20:06:30 · answer #9 · answered by honorablepassion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao there's always some1 on ebay who would buy them under the i've got far too much money in my bank section.
2006-12-16 23:59:08 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋