2006-12-16 19:45:10 · 15 answers · asked by Foxtrot 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
In the comic strip "L'il Abner" by Al Capp, Evil
Eye Fleagle used to have a single, double and triple whammy that was very effective.
Some women can do this when they are POd.
You have got it, or not.
Ask your bf.
2006-12-16 19:51:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Unless you live in the Comic book world mentioned by utena_ojisama above and you know Dr. Evil, it's impossible.
On the other hand, you can make your AVATAR shoot giant laser beams from her eyes instead. Get a digital picture from online or somewhere that does it and start a Yahoo 360 and post it there. Then go to Yahoo Avatars and select your Yahoo 360 Avatar as your picture.
http://avatars.yahoo.com/
2006-12-16 20:44:40 · answer #2 · answered by musemessmer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call 1-800-DOC-EVIL for assistence, they will take you in and refit your eyes with cyborg eyes. Most medical plans will cover this procedure, even medicare. Be wary of any burning, itching, or tingling sensations and consult Dr. Evil if any of these problems persist for more than two days. The eyes can be plugged in through a small retractable cord at the base of your spine, or you may recharge them by staring at the sun(solar/electical powered!). Eyes are waterproof as well. After the procedure, sit back and enjoy your newly refitted eyes.
Dr. Evil assumes no responsibility for the misuse or misconduct of laser beam eyes, any criminal activity is subject to the law.
2006-12-16 20:12:41 · answer #3 · answered by utena_ojisama 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Swallow a bottle full of radiation pills while under an X-Ray machine. If you live, you'll be able to shoot laser beams from every orifice of your body.
2006-12-16 19:53:46 · answer #4 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
so long as u intend to use ur "giant frickin laser beams" for good...then i'd suggest ....meet the guy from XMEN and steal his eyes...O and his glasses..
2006-12-16 19:53:03 · answer #5 · answered by sandx46 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is a question that you should entrust in a trained profession -
There are people who want to help.
K
2006-12-16 20:37:59 · answer #6 · answered by klp_kpo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have to be abducted by aliens, probed, and have an implant placed in your brain. Oh, or become some kind of Stepford wife robot....One of the two, definitely. :)
2006-12-16 19:53:43 · answer #7 · answered by Julia L. 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Become a shark and hang out over at Dr. Evil's... he'll find a way to make it happen.
2006-12-16 19:55:01 · answer #8 · answered by Cruel Angel 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ask Donald Rumsfeld I'm pretty sure he knows how. Other wise you probably need to ask Santa Clause.
2006-12-16 19:55:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I believe this done by the good old nose twitch. Works for me.
2006-12-16 19:58:24 · answer #10 · answered by Kesta♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋