2006-12-16 19:42:49 · 9 answers · asked by whiteandnerdy567 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender....do you have any pickles? the bartender says no........the next day the duck goes into the bar and asks....do you have any pickles? the bartender says no........the next day the duck goes back to the bar and asks the bartender.....do you have any pickles? the bartender, now aggravated says.....we didn't have pickles two days ago, nor did we have them yesterday nor are we gonna have any tommorrow. If you come in here one more time and ask for pickles, I am gonna nail your flat little feet to the bar....
the next day the duck goes to the bar and asks the bartender....do you have any nails?......the bartender replies No!
do you have any pickles? lol
2006-12-16 20:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by James O only logical answer D 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The traveling incense salesman was walking along the dusty road out of New Delhi when he realized he needed a place to sleep. He saw the root gatherers hut in the distance and headed for it. He knocked at the entrance-way and the root gatherer came to the door and said "Yes". The incense salesman said, " I am a traveling incense salesman and I need a place to sleep for the night." The root gatherer said, " You are welcome to sleep here, but you will have to sleep up in the loft with my daughter." He answered "OK" and climbed the ladder to the loft. The next morning he came down and squatted down next to the root gatherer and accepted a cup of tea. The root gatherer asked, "Did you enjoy sleeping with my daughter?". The salesman said, "Yes I did very very much, but I have to ask, why was there rice in her mouth?". The root gatherer replied, "Oh, that is not rice, that is maggots, she has been dead for two years."
2006-12-17 20:00:23 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does a 3 am and a pig's tail have in common?
It's Twirly.
HA HA!
2006-12-17 03:57:15 · answer #3 · answered by Whava 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not very funny so I wont waste your time. Go to entertainment sub heading jokes and riddles.
2006-12-17 03:46:34 · answer #4 · answered by Adrienne C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blond walks inot a bar
"OUCH"
a sandwich walks into a bar and the waiter says "sorry, we don;tserve food here"
a three legged dog walks into a bar and says "I am looking for the man who shot my paw"
a dyslexic man walks into a bra.
2006-12-17 07:59:06 · answer #5 · answered by Terra_chan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kid:just make a left at this corner
man:hey,were doing this 3 times,this is not RIGHT
kid:of course its not right,its LEFT!
2006-12-17 04:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by tintinangel_21 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the square root of sixty-nine?
ate something....
2006-12-17 04:25:28 · answer #7 · answered by KAI Cannon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try chating with people from different culture and language which u dont understand . thats constant fun .
2006-12-17 04:08:49 · answer #8 · answered by sas35353535 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur not alone, darling boy... i need a laugh too... everything's been real sown lately.... :(
2006-12-17 04:03:59 · answer #9 · answered by flee1906 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋