A blind man walks into a bar...led by a seeing eye dog.
He walks carefully up to the bartender and the man grabs the dog by the tail and begins swinging his dog around. The serving man (bartender) asks "what are you doing that for"? The blind man says " just wanted to take a look around. Peace Out
2006-12-16 19:33:56 · 16 answers · asked by Happy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
were all lauging but the poor dog. it is pretty funny though
2006-12-16 19:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by whiteandnerdy567 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
So this group of nuns is going to paint a room in the church. They realize that their outfits are the only ones they have and don't want to get paint on them so they strip down naked and paint. All is well until there is a knock at the door, "Blind Man!" The sisters look at each other and decide to let him in since he can't see them naked. So they open the door and the man says, "Hey nice cans...now where do you want these blinds."
2006-12-17 03:37:16 · answer #2 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny. Hehe.
2006-12-17 04:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
good 1
2006-12-17 03:34:45 · answer #4 · answered by Mag 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
why do blind people never go skydiving?
well, because it scares the C**p OUT OFTHE DOG
Very Funny..
Thanks
Justin
2006-12-17 07:52:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry don't see the point in laughing at a joke that pokes fun at animal cruelty. Lame joke.
2006-12-17 03:46:03 · answer #6 · answered by beethovenisdeaf 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
on a scale of 1 to 10...id say an 8 thanks for the laugh
2006-12-17 03:36:36 · answer #7 · answered by sweetsal 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats old, thats y i havn't posted it, still a good 1 tho.
2006-12-17 06:52:33 · answer #8 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can SEE what you are saying>>
2006-12-17 03:36:15 · answer #9 · answered by rdyjoe 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol... thanx heaps, really needed the laugh... good one, keep em comin hon.
2006-12-17 04:05:19 · answer #10 · answered by flee1906 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋