A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
''I can't do that, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''
''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''
''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''
''Fine then, just walk this white line.''
''Can't do that either, officer.''
''Why not?''
''Because I'm drunk.''
2006-12-16 19:22:12 · 6 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute.
2006-12-16 19:24:16 · answer #1 · answered by Rockvillerich 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the joke. Very creative. :-)
2006-12-17 03:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by Justin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too much set up for a one liner.
2006-12-17 03:24:27 · answer #3 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-12-17 04:09:48 · answer #4 · answered by cristy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a loser
2006-12-17 03:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by Boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a loser
2006-12-17 03:24:22 · answer #6 · answered by LadiesLoveMySlasher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋