2006-12-16 19:01:47 · 13 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Human sacrifice. Preferably a virgin.
2006-12-16 19:05:56 · answer #1 · answered by luko b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get them to allow you to put the ding dong in their ***. They will accept this as the holy spirit pleasure. This is absolute fact. Fact, more gods in the past have been ****** by people than any other living being.
Just to add: luko b I can think of better things to do with a virgin than sacrafice them:)
2006-12-17 03:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by Norb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the Gods you are trying to appease.
Candles, incense, water, and food offerings are a good place to start. Most gods (angels to christians) and ghosts are pleased by such things.
Namaste,
--Tom
2006-12-17 03:06:02 · answer #3 · answered by glassnegman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cook and eat pasta, the Flying Spaghetti Monster likes it when you do that. He wiggles His noodley appendages as a sign og satisfaction.
Ramen !
2006-12-17 03:18:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I remember my history lessons correctly, a virgin sacrifice would do the trick. However, where you're gonna find a virgin these days is a whole different matter.
2006-12-17 03:06:07 · answer #5 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tradition suggests an act of making something unusable, usually by burning, breaking or killing it. The more humble and foolish you make yourself, the better they feel.
2006-12-17 03:20:25 · answer #6 · answered by skepsis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you can believe in them, that's one way.
You can give them your money, we know they like that.
They like worship: cars, clothes, phones, money, and so on...
War .. can't forget that, they love that one.
but there all time favorite is fear and hate, they really get off on that one.
I AM
2006-12-17 03:18:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dance in their song while creating song for god to dance in.
2006-12-17 03:11:01 · answer #8 · answered by Labatt113 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So far I know there is one God
2006-12-17 03:04:57 · answer #9 · answered by late appointment 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried jumping into a vulcano ?
2006-12-17 03:06:55 · answer #10 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋