This guy wakes up one morning and hears his roomate frustrated on the kitchen table. The guy in the table says "Damm, this is the hardest puzzle I ever tried, I can't even get one piece to fit. I wanna sue their asss for making such a terrible jigsaw puzzle!"
The guy on the other side of the room says "So what's the picture of the puzzle?"
His roomate says "It's a rooster."
Then the other guy takes one look at it and says "Dude what the heck are you doing playing with the cornflakes man, put it back in the cereal box.
2006-12-16 18:40:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How about this one, its of a holiday flavor.
As you know that Rudolph's nose is red, but do you know why all the other reindeer's noses are brown??
Apparently they cant stop as fast as Rudolph.
2006-12-16 18:59:36 · answer #1 · answered by R.W. 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
there all good but you will like this one:
there were three people in a plane which was about to crash the US prez, a small school boy and an army genral. there were only two parachutes so naturally the president says 'i am the president of the USA i deserve one of these parachutes' so he grabs a pack and jumps out now there is only one parachute left and the general says ' boy i have lived a long happy life you can have the last parachute" and the boy looks at him innocently and says ' dont worry that silly president guy took my school bag'
2006-12-17 04:16:47 · answer #2 · answered by dustydacks 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
A guy out on the golf course gets hit in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc?...I'm going on my honeymoon next week.
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; ..an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."
He immediately drops his pants and replies,....................... "Look at this,....still in the CRATE!"
2006-12-17 02:43:50 · answer #3 · answered by Deli Ozy 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
if i shoot boxes of corn flakes and fruity pebbles will that make me a serial killer? :)
2006-12-17 03:49:38 · answer #4 · answered by sweetsal 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋