An old man is lying in bed on what may be his last day on Earth. All of a sudden, he smells chocolate chip cookies. Omigod, he thinks, my wife knows I'm dying and she's making my favorite food. With one last burst of energy, the old man crawls out of bed, eases his way down the stairs, stumbles across the living room and pushes open the kitchen door. There on the table he spots a heaping plate of his favorite snack and reaches out to get one. As he does his wife slaps his hand away and says "Hey! Those are for the funeral!'
2006-12-16 18:11:19 · 8 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO ROTF
(laughing my a$$ off, rolling on the floor)
it wasn't "that" funny...i just wanted to help you with more
computer lingo...i'm learning too!!!!
have fun!!!
2006-12-16 18:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by Sassy Belle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! =) Funny, dude!
2006-12-17 02:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by augustine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao lol super funny
2006-12-17 02:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dark and morbid, I like it.
2006-12-17 02:13:59 · answer #4 · answered by morbidsmindtrip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that suks
2006-12-17 02:13:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's old...and not funny.
2006-12-17 04:11:31 · answer #6 · answered by J Booty 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
:)funny
hahahaha
2006-12-17 04:12:16 · answer #7 · answered by cristy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh, not so great.
2006-12-17 03:13:24 · answer #8 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋