One day a young polar bear is walking around, acting like something is bothering him..Finally, he stops and asks, "Mom, am I really a polar bear?" The mom replies, "Why, of course you are son, why do you ask?" "Just wondering, " he says...
A few days later, the boy is acting the same way, and his father asks what's wrong. The boy asks, again "Dad, are you sure I am 100% polar bear, and not a mix breed or something?" Of course the father says, "Yes, why?" "Oh, nothing" the baby polar boy replies....
Another few days passes by, and the baby polar bear can't stand it anymore, so he confronts both of his parents, and asks, "Mom, Dad, are you sure that all my grandparents, and their parents, and so on, are 100% full breed polar bears??!" Both parents reply "Yes son, why do you keep asking this??"
The baby polar bear replies, "Because I am FU**ING FREEZING!!!!!
2006-12-16 17:48:11 · 6 answers · asked by jeromy1998 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A very nice joke.I cant stop laughing.thx for sharing a joke with me. *MERRY CHRISTMAS*
2006-12-16 17:52:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh i knew it was coming because i've already read it, but its so good i read it all over again!
2006-12-17 02:15:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
good one
2006-12-17 09:18:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-17 01:51:01 · answer #4 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...Didn't see that one coming. Thanks for the laughter.
2006-12-17 07:37:25 · answer #5 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.....
2006-12-17 02:17:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋